Lazy Chocolate Potato

large-flightless-bird:

when you go in the bathroom and you don’t know if it’s water or pee on the ground

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sabrielshipping-charliebartlett:

"We’re preparing you for the real world"

I don’t meant to alarm you but

the real world has calculators

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stoleyogirl:

I don’t care if this isn’t your blog type, if you don’t reblog this I’m judg-

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kansama:

weavemunchers:

i wonder if china has fancy plates called america

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homosexual-titan:

ghiraheeheeheem:

moshi moshi dinosaur desu

how did it pick up the phone