Lazy Chocolate Potato

bunsen:

me walking into school
kingsleyyy:

when you see people from school in public
tastefullyoffensive:

[flaspeed]

thebatwiggler:

if i ever catch my professor’s eyes while they lecture, I always end up nodding at them, partly because i want them to think im listening and partly because I feel that they need the confidence boost

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10 things you need to know about an El Clasico:

chelseachelseaisourname:

1. Messi will score
2. Ronaldo will score
3. There will be on average 5 yellow cards
4. There will be at least 1 red card
5. Sergio Ramos will be the collector of the red card.
6. It will not end in a draw
7. There will be at least 1 penalty
8. There will be lots of loud fans
9. Every football fan of every country will watch this match
10. There will be at least 1 fight /scuffle

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