a harry potter au where potions is taught by gordon ramsay
i dont even have guilty pleasures anymore i just like stuff and if people have a problem with that they can go fuck themselves
james turning down every hogsmeade invitation by telling them he’s going stag
Sirius spreading a rumour that he has a cat just so when people ask him about it he can go, “Nah, I’m a dog person.”
Peter being loud so when a teacher chews him out, he can promise to be “quiet as a mouse”
Remus skipping meals so people can hear his stomach grumbling and he can apologise for being “hungry like the wolf.”
what if u were laying in bed and then stretched ur hand up and something hi5’d u
i’d move to a different continent because i don’t fuckin play like that
when a teacher asks me a question and demands a super quick answer
lets have phone sex over walkie talkies
"I’ll make you moan, over"
"bend what? over"